A Party Bitch (PB) The person hosting the LAN party. Most of the time, this person is also the Power Bitch, and those are given the same acronym. When the need will arise to have a distinction between the two, we'll update the acronym.
A Game Bitch (GB) Someone who ensures that all the games we are going to
play are fully patched and that they are installed on every machine BEFORE
coming to the LAN party.
A Network Bitch (NB) Someone who fixes out Networking problems, hosts the
dedicated servers, and distributes any newer updates through the network
(kinda like the iso thing).
A Power Bitch (PB) Someone who fixes the electric problems and makes sure
no one jumps the circuit. However, PEOPLE STILL NEED TO BRING THEIR POWER
BARS. Also, the power Bitch needs to make sure that everyone can connect
their powerbars to some outlet.
A Food Bitch (FB) Instead of having snacks, I was thinking that people
bring a certain amount of money (I'm thinking $3-5) and that the Food Bitch
takes care of picking the food and getting the food (using the entry fees)
to the LAN party. This would replace chips and cookies (mmm, white fudge)
with pizza or subs, something with a little more substance. The Food
Bitch, however, can pick snacks if he wants, although if everyone expected
pizza, this bitch might get her smaking.
A Tournament Bitch (TB) Someone who arranges the tournament, sets up
prizes (I have a few from last time), brings scoreboards, sets the kind of
tournaments to be players, sets up teams, and updates everyone on the
tournament status as well as declares the winner(s). In other words, all
the tournies go through him.
A E-mail Bitch (EB) Someone who keeps track of everyone status and sends
messages through e-mail to each player on a need be basis concerning issues they encounter,
where to get the mods and patches for games if they cannot access the website, who to contact for this and
that etc... Most importantly, if the LAN is closed the LAN location is disclosed through e-mail by the EB. Thus, if you want directions to the next closed LAN then you must give the EB your e-mail or talk to him (or the B) personally. Otherwise, you are on your own
A Web Bitch (WB) Someone who hosts and maintains the LAN website with news, links to mods and
If you feel like you are THE man for one of the available position, or if you
think that you have some value you would like to add to the LAN staff, you can
contact us by e-mail and let us know. No, you
won't have to go through a formal interview, although a resume would make nice
scrap paper for that EE homework.